So. People ask me, hey, yo friend-face, why is your website called Ælfhood, and every time, I answer them the same: I drew the name randomly out of a hat. Um, I mean hood. Hey wait a second you luminous brat, isn’t it past your bedtime? No but seriously, they say. I just smile […]
Someone recently told me I was a very spiritual person. I almost choked on the puppy I was consuming, and when I had properly swallowed, I informed this poor soul that no, I was most certainly not. “But you write about spirituality all the time,” he insisted. I performed a legendary act of self-censor and […]
Dear Human Race, I’ve been wanting to write to you for so long, but I have a problem that has prevented that. We all have problems, sure, but the problem I speak of has been around for more than eleven thousand years.