So. People ask me, hey, yo friend-face, why is your website called Ælfhood, and every time, I answer them the same: I drew the name randomly out of a hat. Um, I mean hood. Hey wait a second you luminous brat, isn’t it past your bedtime? No but seriously, they say. I just smile […]
Breathwork is the only technology you need. Fine, fine fine, don’t yell at me, I hear you. You need your smartphone, internet, and car. Plus central heating, solar panels, generators, algorithms for cryptocurrencies, airplanes, duct tape, canoes, and those thingies that open pickle jars. Shush and let me re-phrase. Breathwork is the most important technology […]
Someone recently told me I was a very spiritual person. I almost choked on the puppy I was consuming, and when I had properly swallowed, I informed this poor soul that no, I was most certainly not. “But you write about spirituality all the time,” he insisted. I performed a legendary act of self-censor and […]
Dear Human Race, I’ve been wanting to write to you for so long, but I have a problem that has prevented that. We all have problems, sure, but the problem I speak of has been around for more than eleven thousand years.